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I Saw Peter Pan! (Or I Was Seeing Things From Inebriation)

I was just in London last weekend, and had a really nice time. But for all the wonderful things I saw and did, the artwork, the palaces, the food, my favorite moment of the entire trip was when we were drunk in a taxi after dinner, and my mom said, “Look, there’s Big Ben!” And I craned my head backwards to see it. And since I was a little drunk, I could have sworn I saw Peter Pan, Wendy, John and Michael resting on the minute hand. That’s how hard I was picturing it.

Where's the devil?

American Way has detailed Pan’s flight historically through London (awesome), starting with Bloomsbury and Kensington Gardens. There, you can see the statue of Peter that was designed by Sir George Frampton and installed in April of 1912. According to London Walks tour guide Ed Glinert,

“Instead of being built here and gradually coming to life, it was built in the studio and brought here, because J.M. Barrie had this idea that he wanted children to think that it magically appeared overnight. But he didn’t actually like it himself because he said it didn’t show the devil in Peter.”

So that was my favorite part of the whole trip. That is what a dork I am. (Second was when we saw the street that was Cherry Tree Lane in Mary Poppins.) Because to me those city attractions are just as real as Buckingham Palace or Westminster Abbey.

Also, the entire time we were walking the streets I though, This looks just like EPCOT! 

This is not the first time I have gone on vacation and have been unable to take off my Disney-shaded glasses. My trips to Venice or Paris or places with caves or rainforests or deserts always leads me to say the same thing: They did such a good job making that bridges or towers or stalagmites look just like the ones in Disney World!

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Polka With Your Mother

One thing that’s true about my mom is that she loves to polka though she technically doesn’t know how. When we go to weddings—or super bizarre funerals—and there is polka music at the reception, her eyes light up and she looks at me like a kid who wants an ice cream cone. (She also looks at me like this when she wants an ice cream cone.)

“Fine, fine,” I say. “I’ll polka with you.”

I dislike polka-ing but I figure it’s the least I can do for the woman who gave birth to me. So we get up and dance, trying not to step on each other’s toes, and gallop around the stage to the beat of Roll Out the Barrel.

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Lauren’s A Little Upset Because She Thought We Were Going To Dick’s House

We're going to the flower show, baby!

We’re going to Disney, baby!

Lauren’s was a little upset, because she thought we were going to Dick’s house, but she’s over it and next week we’ll be in sunny Florida rubbing suntan lotion on Mickey’s back.

But this is a working vacation – we intend to do investigative reporting – FOR YOU. We will be making exhaustive searches for the best cocktails, the best food, and all of the fun that we can find – FOR YOU. We’re doing this all for you.

We’ll post pictures from the flower show, stalk Davy Jones (he’ll be playing at the American Pavilion), and tell you about all the IMs that we see ( IM = “Inappropriate Mom”; moms that haven’t faced the fact that they aren’t 17 anymore).

If you, too, will be at Walt Disney World this week look for us and say, “Yoo Hoo” if you see us. We’ll be the 2 blonds SWI (shopping while intoxicated) at Mouse Gears.

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The Rules

Eric was the model guest

Not that people are clamouring to come with us to Disney World or anything, but if they want to come, and we love showing people what we love about it – there are some ground rules. Anyone who does not follow the rules and/or respect our Disney time will be BANNED FOR LIFE and will be forever eliminated from our guest list. We don’t like having to do this, and it hasn’t happened often, but it has come to this unfortunate end and people have been banned. To avoid this unhappy fate, consider the following: If you are lucky enough to be included in a Cheri/Lauren WDW trip,

a) Commit enthusiastically. If you want to come, great! If you are on the fence and think it might be lame and you think you are doing us some kind of favor by coming with us – DON’T. We’ll do fine without you. Continue reading

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Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party

Lauren The first time we attended Mickey’s Not So Scary Halloween Party in the Magic Kingdom, we didn’t get dressed up. We were nerdy, we thought, but not that nerdy. We ended up being the only people not in costume. Continue reading

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We Are Such Bitches

I'm sorry, but DOES THAT LOOK APPETIZING? I mean, what is that even?

Lauren I am a little embarrassed to admit this.

One of my favorite things to do in Walt Disney World isn’t in the park, it’s not an attraction or ride, it involves nothing resembling anything Disney, and it’s not music, shopping, food, or drink.

Although, wait. I am drinking while I do it. Can you guess what it is? Continue reading

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