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Are There Really Penises and Boners In The Little Mermaid?

Look, a penis castle!

We’ve alllllll heard the rumor that there is a big penis in the Little Mermaid movie poster. I mean, it’s not really a rumor. It is a penis. Right? And the priest in the scene where Prince Eric is marrying Ursula–he has a boner, right?

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Disney Boners for Dads

It’s the little things that make Disney World so great, wouldn’t you agree? I love Disney rides and the food and fireworks, but what I really love is watching creepy dads watch the belly dancer in EPCOT’s Morocco.

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