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What the Eff Do I Do with a 7-Year-Old In Disney World?

She hasn't been there with a child since she was one. (And even then, she swore. A LOT.)

I know I just returned from Disney World, but in true Lauren form, I’m on my way back again at the beginning of June. (Lucky me!) This time will be different, though. This time, Mom won’t be there. My boyfriend (whom for legal reasons shall be referred to as NEIL from this moment forward) and I are meeting up with Neil’s brother, his sister-in-law, and his seven-year-old niece.

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What’s The Best Age To Go To Walt Disney World?

I've always been a sucker for Princess hats.

Am I too old for this?

Five. Well, that’s what I’ve always said. I was five the first time I went there and I think I was just young enough to totally have my little mind blown, yet just old enough to retain it all. I was dumb enough to think everything was actually magical yet old enough to realize how incredibly rare actual magic is. I was tall enough to get on the rides and they knocked my socks off. I pissed my pants with excitement when I saw the characters, and I was old enough to chat with them.

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Dance Party!

Lauren Why can’t the real world be like this:

During Magic Kingdom after hours, when the park is open until sometimes 1 AM, “Dance Party!” sprouts up all over the park — the closest thing to a kiddie night club I’ve seen, complete with spinning deejay, flashing lights, and dance floor. I am obsessed. Continue reading

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