Word on the street is, with the Magic Kingdom renovation comes another set of flying Dumbos. And this is a genius idea. The Dumbo Ride is iconic for many reasons–it’s been around since 1971, it takes you soaring over theMagicKingdom, and since there are no height requirements, it’s good for everyone. If you wanted a photo opp, this might be the ride you’d want to be seen on.
Filed under Park Information, Rides
This says: DootDeDoo Lauren is bombass, muahah Disney Kicks Ass, buttcheeks, Jesus, & Brazil is coming to EPCOT.
You know I love me some EPCOT, but I do always bitch about how it’s so unchanged. It’s almost completely the same, down to food, entertainment, and merchandise, to the point if you saw a picture, you may not be able to tell if it’s from the ’80s or now.
But! According to one of the biggest newspapers in São Paulo, Disney World might be welcoming Brazil to the shores of World Showcase Lagoon. I’m thinking: YAY! But my first thought was: WTF?
Brazil just seems a little random, that’s all. Here are the countries that I want to come to EPCOT:
Filed under Kick Ass Things, Park Information
There are very few pictures of The Haunted Butthole building and that is because it is haunted.
I’m sure you have noticed that there is a huge, empty building on the EPCOT property, right before you enter World Showcase, on the left. I do know they have band-aids there, and bathrooms. But other than that, what is it good for? The Haunted Butthole, that’s what. Hear me out.
Filed under Attractions, Kick Ass Things
