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All Buttholes Are Scary, But This One Is Haunted

There are very few pictures of The Haunted Butthole building and that is because it is haunted.

I’m sure you have noticed that there is a huge, empty building on the EPCOT property, right before you enter World Showcase, on the left. I do know they have band-aids there, and bathrooms. But other than that, what is it good for? The Haunted Butthole, that’s what. Hear me out.

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Grab Some Buttcheeks and Run

Today Disney announced the first Tinkerbell Half Marathon will take place in January in Disneyland.  I have run marathons and half-marathons, but never a Disney one, and boy, oh boy, I bet if I did I would be so high on pixie dust I would fly. I recently purchased some sparkly, Little Mermaid shoe laces to help me train for the Disney Wine & Dine Half Marathon:

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The Day The Hippies Took Tom Sawyer Island

Smile while you can, hippies. Tear gas is on the way.

Walt Disney was pretty conservative and in the 60s he wanted a wholesome atmosphere at Disneyland so he had a strict “no hippies” policy. It’s true; I can remember when, if you were a man and had long hair, you couldn’t enter the happiest place on earth. Perhaps the very first example of young people “fighting for their right to party” was “Yippie (politically active hippie) Day”, August 6, 1970 at Disneyland. Continue reading

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