Today Disney announced the first Tinkerbell Half Marathon will take place in January in Disneyland. I have run marathons and half-marathons, but never a Disney one, and boy, oh boy, I bet if I did I would be so high on pixie dust I would fly. I recently purchased some sparkly, Little Mermaid shoe laces to help me train for the Disney Wine & Dine Half Marathon:
I love to start my day running in Disney World—it’s a great way to get out there in the sun and see a bunch of stuff way faster than if you were walking. My favorite place is around Crescent Lake behind the Yacht & Beach Club:
Once my Dad and I were running together and we caught glimpse of my Mom running ahead of us. She is actually pretty quick, so we sprinted up behind her and grabbed her butt and ran away so she would be surprised. It’s funny, because when we had been making the plan to do this, I thought she would laugh with us. I thought everybody loved surprises and butt grabbings! But she was actually sort of angry about it. I’m sorry mom, will you ever forgive me?
I’m also sorry I retold the story just now, in case you are embarrassed again. Will you forgive me? You can tell an embarrassing story about me, now. (Pooping in your lap in 1985 comes to mind.)
There is no way we’re going to have any fun here if we can’t tell embarrassing stories about each other!
Just as a warning: if you run around the Poly and surprise someone, and they trip and fall onto the lava-esque pavement, they will slice their knee up really badly. Five days before the Donald half. Not that I would know.
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