Am I A Disney Lesbian?

Lauren I used to get up extra early to watch Mickey’s Mousercise and I even owned the record so I could perfect the moves in my free time (which I did). And I don’t think I realized what SEXY meant until I first laid eyes on Kellyn Plasschaert. But now that I’m checking her out again, I’m surprised at how frightening she actually is, and she looks like she’s about seventeen years old. She used to seem so old!

I know I didn’t know what a lesbian was when I was 4-years-old, but if you had explained it to me while I was doing arm spins in my pink leotard (my mom would only buy me a full-assed one) with Kellyn, I probably would have signed right up.

Did anybody get up at the ass-crack of dawn to watch Kellyn sweat? (Besides Patty Jenkins?)

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4 Responses to Am I A Disney Lesbian?

  1. Patty

    I LOVE the shout out in this post. I DID get up at the ass crack of dawn, but even though I was up so early, I didn’t have time to go pick out my clothes. (I was too busy watching the Disney channel without blinking.) This meant my mom would have to go upstairs, get me some clothes, and bring them to me so I could change WHILE watching. Does this mean I’m a Disney lesbian? Probably.

  2. Jamiel

    my sisters and i did! i can still remember the music to “cool down” at the end of every show

  3. I think it is important to note that although it sounds like she was 5 in the story above, Patty was actually like 12.

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